Friday, June 08, 2007

Danoob™'s code of conduct.

Thou shalt...

1. not speak vulgarities in front of any woman and some men.
2. practice all 5 college values.
3. continue with my piano and guitar.
4. continue my 'diet' till im good enough to be accepted by the society.
5. sleep on the bed as well as lectures but not in movie theatres.
6. forever be a devout child of God and gather brothers and sisters of christ to carry out God's works.
7. Study on music, religion and psychology wholeheartedly and not with foolhardiness, tardiness, slack attitude etc.
8. do well in my 'A's and so on.
9. get married before the age of 30.
10. find my romance in school.
11. share the love God has given me to others.
12. remain single for the rest of my life if i dont achieve rule 9.
13. make friends not enemies unless necessary.
14. improve on my singing.
15. continue my part-time job as a professional stalker.
16. maintain a healthy lifestyle.
17. not engage in sexual men talk not to even mention watching porn or even doing the real thing itself(unless im married, then its not with anyone else).
18. learn how to interrogate.
19. push myself to the limits by running longer distances.
20. not die unless i have done what i wanted to do before i die.
21. sow the seeds provided by the lord.

22. go on missionaries to help preach the gospel.
23. be humble before God.
24. read upon the word.
25. continue to update this list where possible.

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